you didn't see this coming, did you?
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
ha ha ha, chuck norris is back
the time is finally here
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the time is finally here
We broke something, I think it was traction.
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Re: the time is finally here
You're on some different ish.
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Re: the time is finally here
Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.
We broke something, I think it was traction.
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Re: the time is finally here
gradon wrote:You're on some different ish.
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Re: the time is finally here
This is funny, thanks for the laughs. Where is Chuck now?
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Re: the time is finally here
They say if you cannot see him, you could be seconds way from death
We broke something, I think it was traction.
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