Garage urinal

[PolloLoco]

My house is a rental property, but the garage floor is stained like an SOB it's great to work in. What do ya'll pee in, I have no utility sink (I did live in a basement at age 18 with access to booze)? I always take off my shoes to go inside (my rule, not my wife's), but the bathroom is so far inside (20 feet! That's far when you drink as much water and beer as me). I emptied the coolant while pulling my motor today so I've been going in the container today. What is a good "urinal" to use? I really do like flushless urinals, like at airports, they are very sanitary, but this is only a rental property. Should I build a rolling/portable flushless urinal?

[SilverXJ]

My storage building has a restroom, but it is a bit of a walk to get to. And sometimes you just have to go really bad. I have an old oil container with a big opening that works well.

[yuppiexj]

Use the empties, cap them then toss them is the recycle bin. That will keep you from drinking them by mistake. (unless you have a smarta$$ helper in the garage).

or you could use on of thesehttp://www.incinolet.com

[PolloLoco]

Use the empties, cap them then toss them is the recycle bin. That will keep you from drinking them by mistake. (unless you have a smarta$$ helper in the garage).

That's what we would do while on mission in Iraq. The yellow water bottles are not gatorade.

or you could use on of thesehttp://www.incinolet.com

I'm not gonna drop a deuce in my garage, I just wanna pee. Although for the cost of machine work on a stroker I can poop anywhere.

[seanyb505]

I emptied the coolant while pulling my motor today so I've been going in the container today

One of the funniest things Ive heard in a while! I think the closest thing Ive done to that was to go in an oil container, which later got dropped off at advance auto in the recycling barrel.

Although for the cost of machine work on a stroker I can poop anywhere.

Definitely new sig

[Bodo]

large funnel, a few feet of hose and a drill. Route it outside and you're done?

[lafrad]

Lol. This is a topic I never thought I would see talked about on the intra-tubes.

[RAPTORFAN85]

large funnel, a few feet of hose and a drill. Route it outside and you're done?

X2. That's exactly what I have and it works great. It's right next to the water heater...

[yuppiexj]

I have "a friend" who's too lazy to walk upstairs from the basement so he uses the floor drain and then purges 1/2 gallon out of the hot water heater to flush it all the way down.

[PolloLoco]

large funnel, a few feet of hose and a drill. Route it outside and you're done?

It's a rental property If it wasn't for that I wouldn't have posted this thread and been quoted in a signature.

The antifreeze is still here, it's an open top drain pan and now I need milk jugs to take it in. It was so much better in Michigan when I could legally dump into the storm drains because they went to a water treatment plant.

[stroked'73]

Definitely new sig

Crap - I'm too late again!

That might show up on a few sigs!! This thread is great!!
Is there anything keeping you from going outside?? Never mind the neighbors - they'll stop looking after the first few times!!!

[PolloLoco]

Definitely new sig

Crap - I'm too late again!

That might show up on a few sigs!! This thread is great!!
Is there anything keeping you from going outside?? Never mind the neighbors - they'll stop looking after the first few times!!!

I do live on a cul de sac so I know that I won't get anybody driving by. I usually keep the garage door closed to keep in the heat and there is such great lighting installed in here. Maybe I'll just get a funnel, hose, and 5 gallon bucket with portajohn solution in it.

[PolloLoco]

I just purchased my first house in Deridder, LA and I googled "garage urinal." Well this post shows up on the first page. I'm seriously looking at installing a urinal. I have no water inlet but the laundry room is on the other side of the wall from the garage. I have a ceiling fan in my garage and I plan to insulate my garage door. This garage will be mine man cave. I will also install a 220V plug and practice welding. I think that I may do the hole through the wall to a buried 5 gallon bucket of pea gravel.

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I just checked the google image results and my avatar is on the first page of results!